Today while driving in the car:
Addy: Mom look at that cute little puppy, I just love that little puppy. I want a puppy at our house.
Me: (looking over at the HUGE German Shepherd in the back of a truck) That is a big dog Addy, if we had it at our house he would jump all over you.
Addy: Mom, I'm not a trampoline, the puppy would jump on the trampoline not me.